sometimes i hate that i'm 30

from my email inbox today:


Be in WB’s now filming “SPRING BREAKDOWN”

ages 18-29 only!
filming in Long Beach, California
July 22nd, July 24th, July 25th, and July 26th (pick any one day)

Parker Posey (Superman Returns, Dazed & Confused)
Amy Poehler (SNL co-anchor of Weekend Update)
Rachel Dratch (SNL & co wrote Spring Breakdown)

Are you and your friends ready for a once-in-a-lifetime summer adventure…
And to be part of Moviemaking Magic.

All clean fun. No wet t-shirt contests (sorry). Just a great Beach Party with dancing and playing around. AND YOUR CHANCE TO ACTUALLY BE IN THIS FILM.
We know you like to party, so why not do it with the stars?

INFO & Sign-Up,
http://www.BeInAMovie.com


Here’s the story line:
“Best of friends and geeks since way back, Amy, Rachel and Becky uncharacteristically decide to take their annual vacation in South Padre for Spring Break, since Becky, who works for Senator Kay Be Rogers, has been assigned to keep an eye on the Senator’s allegedly wild daughter, Lindsay, who’s going to be in South Padre for Spring Break with her friends, Truvy and Lydia. When they discover that Lindsay and her friends are even more geeky than they are, everyone decides that this may be the perfect time for everyone to let down their hair and be wild and crazy for once in their lives.”

We’re the wild party! Hope to see you on the set. All the Stars are there with us for the scenes filming.

18-29??? damn my supple 30 year-old skin! if only i weren't just past the cut-off, i would so be there in my best spring break attire (which, as i recall, consisted of a hickey, a can of pabst blue ribbon, and some birdwells).

oh, the comic gold these three will spin. "Dancing and playing around"???? WHY NOT ME, LORD????