back in black...

...and blue. i can't wait to thrill and amaze y'all with the tale of my literally flying off of a stair landing, only to return to earth mere seconds later, directly onto my spine and lower back! oh, and make sure i don't leave the part out where they had to cart me away on a board and 'immobilize' me in order to avoid possible paralysis. oh, or the part where all of my sister's neighbors came to gawk! and did i mention there are pictures?

unfortunately, you will have to wait for this story as we returned to a witches' brew of crap to deal with. that said, i promise i will update you shortly with all of the gory details. plus, some musings on the eagles and their new wal-mart only album deal!