Thursday, July 31, 2008

sore presumptive loser

mccain's people are sorely mistaken if they think that the majority of americans are going to turn against obama because of his so-called celebrity status. hellooooooo! we love celebrities! this is the country that turned paris hilton into an icon of sorts. all that aside, though, this comparison to britney and paris is cheap, disrespectful and exceedingly desperate. also, have you heard that they've launched a parody of facebook called barackbook that makes fun of his more than 1 million supporters on facebook?

senator mccain, would you like to look completely out of touch? if so, act like the fuddy duddy you are and poo-poo this newfangled internets thingy that you claim not to use. please, poo poo to your heart's content! make fun of facebook, the Internet, etc., and all the other hopeful, naive people who are supporting obama, because making fun of people hoping for a better deal after this mess you and your compatriots have created is a great idea. mocking people for their optimism and desire for a country that hasn't been run into the ground by the likes of you and your party via a misguided war, unneeded tax cuts, the exploitation of peoples basest instincts via wedge issues, literally felonious lies, no child left behind, "clean skies," "healthy forests," denial of global warming, refusal to fund alternative energy sources -- you name it -- is a great campaign strategy if you're aiming to lose an election.

thank you, and good night. i need to go polish this dingy ol' soapbox now.

the low road express

1 Comments:

Blogger Bonnie said...

OK so I know I am way late commenting on this one, but I am just catching up before I see you. I think you should rant more often! This rocked!

7:43 PM  

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