$2.99 at long john silver's

ok, i really debated whether to post this or not, but the gods of all things raunchy and unholy have whispered in my ear that i must share this with the people, and so i will.

i highly recommend that you watch the whole thing as every minute is worth savoring and surprise after surprise is unveiled. i think my jaw finally unhinged itself around minute five after dropping ever further with every new declaration.

warning: COMPLETELY unsafe for work.



ps--thanks to nobi for sharing.