of all places

yes, i'm back in cleveland. what does a small businessperson need to do to get some clients in new york or miami or -- i'll say it -- paris? cause i'll do it. gladly and with much aplomb.

a few thoughts:

* there are lots of gays on the internets who are losing their shit over the britney thing, but i could care effing less (though it was rather pathetic)

* brazilian food is the new moroccan, apparently.

* the 'sex in the city' movie starts shooting next week. is it me, or does anyone else think it is going to suck donkey appendage?

* the new porngraphers' new album has grown on me considerably.

* would it kill continental to put some foam in their seats, 'cause it's sure killing my back.

* laura kightlinger is a genius, and if you haven't watched the season one dvd of 'minor accomplishments of jackie woodman,' the parade is passing you by.

* it's been twenty years since i stayed at a holiday inn and it will be another twenty before i do it again. i felt like i was under attack by the colors mauve and teal and their friend glade air freshener, cool mist scent.