skunkalicious

it was with much surprise and resignation that i realized this weekend that i've been "sontagged." right smack front-n-center of my hairline is a tuft of white hairs, all shiny-like and announcing to the world "we need a price check on aisle 5 on polident, epson salts, corn remover and metamucil!"

i think i better call ahead and request pre-boarding for my flight to paradise tomorrow -- i can't get around like i used to, now that i'm entering barbara bush territory (including the disappearing waist and very ostentatious pearls).