i have no shame...
...and that is why i am willing to share this story with you.
today i ran into the 7-11 on my way back from the post office to check my lotto ticket because my horoscope said i am going to receive a windfall between now and the 7th (see, told you i have no shame.)
here is what i was wearing on my trip to the 7-11: a vintage ski vest, black sweater, ratty khakis, bright yellow pumas, wool newsboy cap, and aviator glasses. imagine my surprise when i opened the door and in walks...me! literally, a guy walked in dressed in the exact same outfit, with only the colors differing. we pretended not to notice each other, of course.
as a result, i am rethinking my wardrobe. maybe a buddhist robe, crocs, and a hairnet. failing that, i will just start dressing my age. (of course, my doppelganger was 42 if he were a day).
today i ran into the 7-11 on my way back from the post office to check my lotto ticket because my horoscope said i am going to receive a windfall between now and the 7th (see, told you i have no shame.)
here is what i was wearing on my trip to the 7-11: a vintage ski vest, black sweater, ratty khakis, bright yellow pumas, wool newsboy cap, and aviator glasses. imagine my surprise when i opened the door and in walks...me! literally, a guy walked in dressed in the exact same outfit, with only the colors differing. we pretended not to notice each other, of course.
as a result, i am rethinking my wardrobe. maybe a buddhist robe, crocs, and a hairnet. failing that, i will just start dressing my age. (of course, my doppelganger was 42 if he were a day).
posted by lyrical robot at 9:41 AM
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