see my fingers sticking out, wiggling? there's an arm attached, and a body attached to the rest of it, but you wouldn't know it, because i am BURIED! yes, buried---under real estate paperwork, uninstalled cabinetry, reams of to-do lists (undone), and a lot of residual southern baptist guilt, to boot.

as i wait for the crane to come and lift all of this detritus off of me, enjoy yourself some fair & balanced news coverage, won't you?

brit hume is sexy