more to love

so this is what vince vaughan used to look like. i'm not going to bother posting a new photo of him because i'm sure i don't have to tell you that time has not been kind -- or more likely cigarettes and booze, and i know of what i speak.

which is why i am so happy to report that i have miraculously lost 10 pounds in the past two months. maybe it's stress, maybe it's luck, maybe my metabolism is finally speeding up after 36 - er, 29 - years, or maybe i'm terminally ill and don't know it yet. whatever it is, thank you! this means i am down 20 pounds from my heaviest weight (i'm looking at you, 2001) and was so inspired that i took a four mile walk around the lake today. watch out, bikini briefs -- i'm heading your way!

i'm going to try to get down another 10 by mid-june and then see if i can hit another 10 by the end of the summer. how will i do it? i have several options thanks to modern science and oprah, so we'll just have to see what choices i make, but with god as my witness, i will be hungry again! i figure i've only got a few pretty years left and the pageant circuit waits for no man.